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Winder - March 23, 2005 12:14 AM (GMT)
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

Got this off from the internet, it's a relating news source stating that the REAL Michael Jackson is dead.


Barney - March 23, 2005 04:52 AM (GMT)
Eh.. Sounds like a spoof or joke or something..

Especially the part when they said that they were analyzing the song 'Man in the Mirror'. What a laugh! :D

CLJ - March 23, 2005 08:07 AM (GMT)
Dude, I'm assuming you don't know what The Onion is? If you do, go into a bookstore and pick up a copy of one of their publications. Their tabloids are hilarious =D

Yeah, they ARE spoofing it, they ain't a real newspaper.

C.

Ning - March 23, 2005 08:14 AM (GMT)
...LOL... just check out the picture with the monkey's paw sticking out of the body bag! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Winder - March 23, 2005 08:17 AM (GMT)
Hmm.. So The Onions are just producing fake news ?

CLJ - March 23, 2005 08:53 AM (GMT)
It's not "fake news" per se. It spoofs current/past events in newspapers amongst other miscellanea. Like I said, go check out their tabloids in bookstores - their publications are punk =D

C.

Barney - March 23, 2005 05:19 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (CLJ @ Mar 23 2005, 04:07 PM)
Dude, I'm assuming you don't know what The Onion is? If you do, go into a bookstore and pick up a copy of one of their publications. Their tabloids are hilarious =D

Yeah, they ARE spoofing it, they ain't a real newspaper.

C.

Who's the 'Dude' ya are referring to? Winder or Barney?

Am rather emotional ya know.. :huh:

(oh ya right) <_<

CLJ - March 23, 2005 05:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Barney @ Mar 24 2005, 01:19 AM)
QUOTE (CLJ @ Mar 23 2005, 04:07 PM)
Dude, I'm assuming you don't know what The Onion is?  If you do, go into a bookstore and pick up a copy of one of their publications.  Their tabloids are hilarious =D

Yeah, they ARE spoofing it, they ain't a real newspaper.

C.

Who's the 'Dude' ya are referring to? Winder or Barney?

Am rather emotional ya know.. :huh:

(oh ya right) <_<

I was referring to that camel's penis over there by my bookshelf. Actually, I was addressing Winder, not you, even though I don't see no reason why someone would get emotional over that =/

Oh yeah, I read somewhere that the term "dude" DOES refer to a camel's penis. Go figure. NOW you can start getting all emotional and everything =D

C.


tham - March 24, 2005 07:55 PM (GMT)
The Onion is good for those times when you feel that the content of your conversations is getting rather dead.

sometimes, it does parodies of current news. did I say sometimes? I meant everytime the opportunity presents itself, they'll do whatever they can to make news readable.

then again, if it's on the internet, how can it be untrue?! :ph43r:

Desmond - March 25, 2005 01:17 AM (GMT)
so is the source reliable anot??!!?

this is so kool...

who could the MJ imposter be now?!

omg is he MJ's muderer? :wacko:

SeNgHoE - March 25, 2005 02:58 AM (GMT)
i thought fake report when i saw it.

WHO RUNS A MINATURE TRAIN LIKE THE ONE IN THE PIC THRUOUT THE COUNTRY?!?!? .
as the country is where peter pan stays... wth .. lol..

got a good laugh.

o! and that means daryls video black and white, the song isnt from jackson himself. What is the world coming to..

And the policeman look like the guy in Scary Movie 1. toot

Defile - March 25, 2005 03:21 AM (GMT)
LOL.. totally hilarious.. So what is the MJ imposter? haha.. Cool article

neotrident - March 30, 2005 08:29 AM (GMT)
I heard tt somewhere too...only a person who look lyk a ape can impose him...HE REALLY LOOK LYK HIS FRM PLANETS OH THE APES....

Aloy - March 30, 2005 10:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (neotrident @ Mar 30 2005, 04:29 PM)
I heard tt somewhere too...only a person who look lyk a ape can impose him...HE REALLY LOOK LYK HIS FRM PLANETS OH THE APES....

Neotrident, I am giving you a verbal warning. Please have the courtesy to at least check your spelling and sentence structure before hitting the "Add Reply" button, i'm sure you know that "of" is not spelt "oh". And please do spell out full words whenever applicable. Replacing "like" with "LYK" doesn't save you much keystrokes.

Cheers

Desmond - March 30, 2005 11:05 AM (GMT)
so does anyone really know who the imposter is if the article is real??

neotrident - March 30, 2005 01:27 PM (GMT)
Sry ar...in MSN use 2 it already..i would try to use real english spelling next time..is this ok?

Aloy - March 30, 2005 01:49 PM (GMT)
I hope to God you have finished your O Levels english B)

Ok except for the "2/to" part. :)

Desmond - March 30, 2005 02:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Morphine @ Mar 30 2005, 09:49 PM)
I hope to God you have finished your O Levels english B)

Ok except for the "2/to" part. :)

neo is still in secondary 3 ^_^

Daren - April 1, 2005 06:57 AM (GMT)
lol !

micahel jackson looks as though his nose is about to drop off in the picture.
And the mokey hand sticking out of the bag. lol :lol:

bean - April 1, 2005 07:48 AM (GMT)
lol if MJ is dead then wats the MJ now? the hand sticking out of the body bag sort of freak me




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