YOU KNOW YOU DO MAGIC TOO MUCH WHEN...

When your wife makes you choose between her and magic.

When you have a ton of change in your pocket, but you can't spend any of it.

when anytime you shake hands with someone your looking to see if you can steal their watch

Everytime you pass a mirror, you take out a deck and watch yourself do magic

Everyone in your home is scared when you get a new trick

When you walk around a grocery store with a quarter classic palmed the whole time... just to see if someone notices...

when u do a french drop to your pet with a dog treat

instead of just spreading four cards and showing that there are four — you count them!

when you are the only one that can have fun with a Blank Deck.

you're willing to pay $15 to learn how to make $1 disappear.

when your best pick up line begins with "Pick a card, any card".

When you have enough of the bicycle advertisement cards inside the new decks to make up a whole new deck.

you are happy when u have a 20cent coin in your change

you have to be careful not to spend some of the change in your pocket.

when your wife holds your hand and finds a coin in classic palm

when you've actually read all of these lines!!

when u always pick up things from one hand to put into the other hand.

ur $1 coin cost more than ur $50 bill

u start to give out ur business card by pulling them out of ur clients' ears

hahahaha... nice one you guuys!!!

now, my friends and colls find it strange when i don't do any magic to them :-P

sort of like i've 'spoilt' them already! <grin>

LOL....i've ACTUALLY done that....hahahahaha :lol:

I need help....hahahahah

all i did was retention vanish with my sis' dog... :D

hey guys! keep the post comming this thread had been dead for quite sometime :P

You know you do too much magic when...

there are more forks in your bedroom than there are in the kitchen.

you have only ONE usable fork left in your whole house.

you crack and twist a chopstick at a sushi bar and you try to convince other diners that it's a corkscrew twist.

:ph43r:

when people dun ever remember your name,they will say"the magician is here" instead........

u cannot sit in a pub enjoying ur drink without ppl coming up to you for magic

everytink that gets in ur hand,u set it on fire...(applies to ren only)

if u have notink in ur hands,u set ur hand on fire(EXCLUSIVE TO REN!!!!)

u try to move ur mouse with IT

u poke a screwdriver through ur arm

When you try to eat razor blades for breakfast , lunch and dinner.. and balloon for tea break, desert and supper lol... :P

LOLOLOLOLOL.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...Not as bad as ....

Shopping with a depraved magician buddy who purchases an ugly extendable fishing rod to use as a dancing cane & does ALL the funky Jeff McBride moves in the middle of NTUC who later also cracks and twists a chopstick & tries to convince you that it's really a corkscrew twist, failing which, he does a series of "flashy" broken & restored chopstick routines.

*ahem* :ph43r: *snigger*

2 comical experiences i had .... :D

1) Shopping at TopShop for a suit : "Hey this suit is good for stealing" whahahha
The salesperson got shocked when i said that ...


2) Goin down escalators at Esplanade : " You think would be nice to have a zombie on fire"?

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Whahahahaha :lol:

OMG!!!!! All these deadly symptoms suits bit by bit, fibre by fibre, to me! Majority of my schoolmates calls me Magician instead of my name, everywhere, classroom to toilets. Whenever I'm queueing to buy food or whatever, i always do have coin (s) palmed or fiddling with notes trying to think of new T&R bill methods... And yes, my school canteen vendors are afraid when I take some spoons or forks. And I go everywhere with at least 2 decks in my bag, and constantly hunting for cheap decks at every Mama shop available.

This is a fatal malady!

And you know do magic too much when...
-You have more poker cards in your school bag than pens.
-You have something to do with magic at where you are sitting 1 m radius.
-Your media player now has some magic demo vids.
-and more... Just that my brain cells are dead now...

:P

When you play with your cards rather than your girlfriend.
When you think of magic whenever you pick up an item.
When you do a paddle move on a flat lollipop.

When you pick up any object small enough and you actually "MAKE" it disappear.

When people took out their mp3 player on the bus, you took out a deck and do the ACR to yourself and smile yourself for completing the whole routine to no one, when everyone was dumbstruck.

When people ask you "so whats your plan for this friday" you tell them you are going to meet a group of magicians for a magic competition. :X

when ppl start staring at u on the bus and train
when u borrow a coin and make it disppear
and appear it frm u're nose
when people never lend u change again
when u pierce a hole in u're exam paper using u're pen and before u're teacher send u for detention u restore it
and when u start throw vanishing ppls ez links :ph43r:

When u try to levitate ur Donut.

When u turn d0ngd0ng into a dog..

Not that funny :D

you know you do real magic when:

u make seng hoe tell funny jokes
you laugh at the jokes above this post

WOAH! I do REAL magic!

You know you do too much magic when you sign off with "Just my 2 scotch n soda cents worth" :ph43r:

you know you do magic too much when

you open you and your friends chicken rice and play with the rubber bands before eating.


when the first thing you do when u buy an ez link card is - pirouette

palm your ez link as you scan your hand over.

check the angle when u pass a mirror - levitation

Haha, the last 2 things have became a habit for me for so long already... lols...

You are doing too much magic,

When your make your GF disappear in puff of Smoke when you want to break up with her.

You know you do too much magic when:

-You start going thru 12 packs a day. Cards, not cigarettes.

-You can do anything EXCEPT pass thru the airport metal detector without having it go off.

-The guy at the store shortchanges you of $1.25... and you beg him to teach you how to do it!

-You're asked to pass the salt, and you get your pinky stuck in the saltshaker for trying to hold a break.

-You left your jacket in the other room before a performance... so you just walk thru the wall to go fetch it.

-You have a son and you name him David.

-or Paul

-You give a guy a high five, and end up classic-palming his ring finger.... and taking his watch!


Well, I came up with all those on the spot, so sorry if some of them aren't funny. DAMN do I get cranky at 12.30 in the morning... :(

-Kev